Oh hello you lovely fellow procrastinators,
If you are anything like me you are either an obnoxious planner by three months on a calendar, or a chronic procrastinator who forgets about gift buying until the very last second.
If you’re the latter, you’re in luck, because I made your life very easy, and no, this is not a sponsored post with affiliate links- I make zero money off this favor, aside from the satisfaction that you will appreciate me and hopefully make someone you love very happy. You have less than a week until Mother’s Day, and as much as I can say I don’t quite love American consumerism, I am always a fan of convenience.
As I write this in a shabby hotel room in… where am I? Grand Prairie Texas off a highway, I want to note that Mom’s come in all shapes and sizes. At 33, you can bet that I called my Mom when I arrived last night to make sure that she knew that I knew that if I got abducted by a truck driver that Daisy (my lab) is my sole inheritor and that all my clothes and shoes can be given to charity.
Joking aside, I love my mom, my baby sister just became a mom, and I’m in the best auntie era of my life as all my besties now have babies. Although I’m not quite there yet, it’s definitely something my heart knows will happen. In the interim, I will continue to spoil the amazing mamas I know and love.
Loves of my life, always and forever
So, without further ado, you’re welcome, I love you, and don’t forget to subscribe, save, and follow us on Instagram for a Daily Mother’s Day feature series!
Home-Making Mamacita
She’s nesting in style, and her kitchen’s hotter than yours.
These Ceramic Mugs turn “morning chaos” into “slow sips only.”
The Our Place Dream Cooker makes dinner look like an Instagram reel.
Espresso, but Italian: the Bialetti Moka Pot is the real MVP of mornings.
These Storage Baskets are where function meets aesthetic.
Let her host like royalty with this elegant Fine China Set.
The Hatch Alarm Clock is basically sunrise, sound bath, and wind-down routine in one.
Pour it up in these Champagne Coupes. Retro. Sexy. Timeless.
Her recipes deserve their own stage — gift her this Recipe Journal.
Luxe-Loving Mom
She’s the queen of glam — give her gifts that match her vibe.
Slip into these Dolce Vita Ballet Flats for a soft girl stroll that still says “CEO.”
The Coutgo Sandals are beachy, breezy, and begging to be packed in her weekender.
The JW Pei Bag is giving quiet luxury on a not-so-quiet budget.
Meet her new glam squad: the Shark FlexStyle is Dyson energy without Dyson prices.
Light up her life (literally) with this oversized 5-Wick Candle. It's a serotonin-scented centerpiece.
For lounging in style, this Two-Piece Set is equal parts cozy and cool.
Let her set the mood with vinyl vibes via this sleek Bluetooth Vinyl Player.
This Billie Eilish Perfume smells like mood lighting and main character energy.
Self-Care Mommy
Because she’s been up since 6am — and still hasn’t had a moment.
A reset in 200 pages: The Pivot Year is like therapy, minus the co-pay.
The Let Them Theory is your permission slip to stop trying so hard.
These Blue Light Glasses are giving “I’m not tired, I’m just vibing.”
This Salt & Stone Body Wash is a whole spa day bottled in matte chic.
A Silk Kimono Robe that says “Do Not Disturb” without saying it.
The Candle Warmer Lamp melts wax and her worries at the same time.
The Summer Fridays Butter Balm is a cult-fave for a reason.
Say goodbye to sleep creases with this dreamy Silk Pillowcase.
Mom Touches Grass
Outdoorsy, but like... curated.
Never lose the keys again with this cute Sonix AirTag Case.
This Chunky Chain Wristlet is TikTok-core meets functionality.
Stay hydrated in style with the viral Trek Tumbler.
The Zip-Up Workout Jacket is your “running errands, maybe running a mile” staple.
This WeGym Yoga Mat grips better than her toddler.
These New Balance Sneakers are giving earthy neutrals and all-day comfort.
This Smart Ring is fitness tracking without the wrist bulk.
She can tune in (and tune out) with these Wireless Earbuds.
Onlyfans and how it’s now the latest marketing tool
Wtf is thought leadership and why it matters
My favorite summer recipes
Go hug someone who loves you, yes, there’s a difference.
Moms just wanna have fun
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